Captured by ISIS

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Captured by ISIS

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:41 am

A Labour Politician, a BBC TV Reporter and a British SAS Soldier were captured by ISIS.

They were, as usual, sentenced to Death by Beheading.

Unexpectedly, the ISIS Leader said they could each have one last request before the Sentence was carried out..??

The Labour Politician asked to hear a rendering of ‘Keep the Red Flag Flying Here’.

The BBC TV Reporter asked that the Beheading be Televised so that even when she was Dead, her face would be on TV.

The British SAS Trooper asked to be Kicked Three Times in the Arse.

As the SAS Trooper's was such an unusual request ISIS decided to carry his out Request first.

And as the last kick landed, the SAS Trooper pulled a hidden 9 mm Pistol out of his Smock, shot three Terrorists Dead, grabbed one of their fallen AK47s and Shot Dead the Rest of the Terrorists.

The other Two Prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be Kicked Three Times in the arse, before drawing his Weapon..???

"Because", said the British SAS Trooper, “When we get back to the UK,
Spoiler:
I don’t want you pair of Politically Correct Clowns, saying it was an Unprovoked Attack”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Captured by ISIS

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:35 pm

:lol: :applause:
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Re: Captured by ISIS

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:50 am

:lol:
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