Selling insurance

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Selling insurance

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:52 am

Bubba's first military assignment was to a military induction centre, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the induction centre began noticing that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting.

The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba about his selling techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and observe Bubba's sales pitch.

Bubba stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated "If you have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are killed, the government pays your beneficiary $6,000. If you take out the supplemental GI insurance (which will cost you an additional $30.00 per month), the government pays your beneficiary $200,000.

"NOW" Bubba concluded
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"which bunch do you think they're gonna send into battle first?"
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Re: Selling insurance

Postby dutchman » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:16 pm

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