His wife

[rebbonk]

This guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"

I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife mate!"

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No,

Spoiler:

she’s an optician!"

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]