Improving our love life...

[rebbonk]

I wanted to improve me and the wife's love life, so I told her to sit down and I put a classic porn film on for inspiration.

My favourite scene came on where the girl pulled the pizza boy into the house and him, before him in the hallway.

"That looks good." She purred. "I certainly wouldn't mind some of that."...

"Really?" I asked, excitedly.

"Oh yes." She said.

Spoiler:

"But with extra pepperoni though!"

[Melisandre]