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Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:01 am

So I went into B & Q and asked for a box of nails.

The assistant replied 'How long do you want them?'

I said 'Well,
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I'd like to keep them....'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Nails

Postby Melisandre » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: Nails

Postby dutchman » Wed Oct 24, 2018 3:15 am

:lol:
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