Out of the mouths of babes...

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Out of the mouths of babes...

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:15 am

Did I come out of mum's tummy?" asked my son.

"Yes mate." I said. "I know it's hard to believe but five years ago you were in there."

He looked at my missus slouched on the settee. "Dad?
Spoiler:
Are there still some people in there?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Out of the mouths of babes...

Postby Melisandre » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:49 pm

:lol:
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