Stranded

[rebbonk]

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny.

"Look," says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you."

Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers 10 minutes of painful humiliation.

When it's over, Geoff asks Bob for his go.

" off," Bob replies,

Spoiler:

"I've got a headache."

[Melisandre]