Little Johnny and the preacher

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Sunday morning, after church service, the preacher is shaking hands at the front doors.

Little Johnny shakes the preacher's hand and says "When I get older, I am going to get a job and give you lots of money."

Well, the preacher is impressed and asks "Why would you want to do that my good man?"

Little Johnny replied "I heard my dad talking the other day and he said

Spoiler:

you were the poorest preacher we've ever had."