Post Operation

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Post Operation

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 04, 2018 9:49 am

A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said "You're beautiful".

Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!"

The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was now "cute".

She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

The man replied
Spoiler:
"The drugs are wearing off!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Post Operation

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 04, 2018 10:34 am

:lol:
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Re: Post Operation

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:56 pm

:lol:
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