Girl in a bar

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Girl in a bar

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:25 am

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked "May I buy you a drink?"

Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies "Okay, but it won't do you any good".

A little later, he asks "May I buy you another drink?"

"Okay, but it still won't do you any good".

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies "Okay, but it won't do you any good".

They get to his apartment and he says "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife".

She says
Spoiler:
"Oh, that's different. Send her in".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Girl in a bar

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:27 am

:lol:
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