Close to the beach

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Close to the beach

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:27 am

A vacationer emailed a seaside hotel to ask its location.

"It's only a stone's throw away from the beach" he was told.

"But how will I recognise it?" asked the man.

The reply came back: "It's the one with
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all the broken windows".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Close to the beach

Postby Melisandre » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:25 am

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Re: Close to the beach

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:06 pm

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