I saw a woman in the supermarket, struggling to control her kids. She looked really stressed. Then, she accidentally knocked over and smashed a bottle of milk.
She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk.
It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, so I walked over to her and said:
Spoiler:
"Get a bl**dy grip, you stupid mare."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.