Woman in a supermarket

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Woman in a supermarket

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:24 am

I saw a woman in the supermarket, struggling to control her kids. She looked really stressed. Then, she accidentally knocked over and smashed a bottle of milk.

She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk.

It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, so I walked over to her and said:
Spoiler:
"Get a bl**dy grip, you stupid mare."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Woman in a supermarket

Postby Melisandre » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:54 am

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Re: Woman in a supermarket

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:31 am

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