Courtin' couple

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands.

They had been silent for a while when the lass said, "A penny for ye thoughts Angus."

The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well Mary, I wer thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."

So she did so.

But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, "What are ye thinkin' now Angus?"

To which the lad replied: "Well, I was hopin' ye

Spoiler:

hadn't forgot the penny!"