"Do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"Sorry, no."
"Do you have any newspaper?"
"Sorry."
"Could you
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Toilet paper
by rebbonk » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:24 am
A man in a public toilet discovers that there's no toilet paper. He calls into the next cubicle.
"Do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"Sorry, no."
"Do you have any newspaper?"
"Sorry."
"Could you
"Do you have any toilet paper in there?"
"Sorry, no."
"Do you have any newspaper?"
"Sorry."
"Could you
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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