"How many units do you drink in a day?" said the doctor
I replied, "How much is a unit?"
He said, "Half a pint."
I said, "Oh great, in that case none."
"None?" the doctor said puzzled
I said, "Yeah,
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Alcohol problem
by rebbonk » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:32 am
I went to the doctor's because of my Alcohol problem.
"How many units do you drink in a day?" said the doctor
I replied, "How much is a unit?"
He said, "Half a pint."
I said, "Oh great, in that case none."
"None?" the doctor said puzzled
I said, "Yeah,
"How many units do you drink in a day?" said the doctor
I replied, "How much is a unit?"
He said, "Half a pint."
I said, "Oh great, in that case none."
"None?" the doctor said puzzled
I said, "Yeah,
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