God bless little Johnny

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God bless little Johnny

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:32 pm

The teacher asked "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?"

Mary answered "A chicken gives eggs!"

The teacher then asked "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?"

Paul answered "A goat gives goat milk!"

And finally, the teacher asked "Well now, who can tell me what a cow gives?"

And Little Johnny replied
Spoiler:
"Homework and lessons!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: God bless little Johnny

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: God bless little Johnny

Postby dutchman » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:50 pm

:hysterical:
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