First day at school

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First day at school

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:11 am

It was the first day of school.

As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behaviour.

"Now" he said "are there any questions?"

One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir" she asked
Spoiler:
"May we have our teacher back?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: First day at school

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:19 am

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