Quick cure

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Quick cure

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 28, 2018 10:23 am

A man rushes into a chemist’s and asks the pharmacist for something guaranteed to stop hiccups.

The pharmacist slowly poured a glass of water and when it was full he picked it up, suddenly screamed at the top of his lungs, and threw the water into the man's face.

"Why did you do that?" the man yelled angrily.

"Well you don't have hiccups now do you?" replied the pharmacist.

"NO!" shouted the man.
Spoiler:
"But my wife in the car still does!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Quick cure

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 28, 2018 12:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Quick cure

Postby dutchman » Mon May 28, 2018 10:51 pm

:rolling:
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