Mathematician

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Mathematician

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 27, 2018 7:06 am

A mathematician and a farmer are in a train.

Mathematician: "There were 1,248 sheep in that field we just passed."

"I know the owner, and you're absolutely right. But how could you count them so quickly?"

"Easy.
Spoiler:
I just counted the legs and divided by four."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 73977
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Re: Mathematician

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 27, 2018 12:06 pm

:yellow_grin:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:52 am

Re: Mathematician

Postby dutchman » Sun May 27, 2018 5:26 pm

:hysterical:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 59400
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

  • Ads