My night out

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My night out

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 16, 2018 10:12 am

My wife called me last night and said, "It's 11:30pm, where are you?"

I said, "I'm in a strip club with all my mates, we're all pretty drunk and the girls are absolutely gorgeous."

"Are you having a laugh?" She said angrily.

"Of course I am," I replied,
Spoiler:
"They're a great bunch of lads."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My night out

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 16, 2018 11:05 am

:lol:
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