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Gypsies

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:21 am

Sadly after a bad accident on the M4 a coach load of 30 Gypsies were killed.

At the gates of heaven the 30 were meet by St Peter. He told them that there was not enough space for them all and that they should go away and decide which 3 should come into heaven.

A few minutes later St Peter went to God and said, "They've gone."

God replied, "What the gypsies?"

St Peter Replied,
Spoiler:
" No, the bloody Gates."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gypsies

Postby dutchman » Wed May 16, 2018 12:39 am

:lol:
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Re: Gypsies

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 16, 2018 10:56 am

:lol:
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