Getting to the sermon

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Getting to the sermon

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 15, 2018 10:25 am

A pastor is finishing up his sermon on Sunday morning...

"In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed".

So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit.

"How many read Mark chapter 17 like I said last week?"

Everyone raised their hand. The pastor says "and it's a great chapter, amen??"

There are shouts of "amen!" from the congregation.

Then the pastor smirks. "Well, Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now begin my sermon
Spoiler:
on the terrible sin of lying".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Getting to the sermon

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 15, 2018 1:26 pm

:lol:
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