Rushed into hospital

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Rushed into hospital

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 10, 2018 11:03 am

A bloke is rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron up his bottom.

"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"

"Well," said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened
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her birthday present. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Rushed into hospital

Postby Melisandre » Thu May 10, 2018 6:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: Rushed into hospital

Postby dutchman » Thu May 10, 2018 11:37 pm

:hysterical:
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