A teacher asks...

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A teacher asks...

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 09, 2018 10:28 am

A school teacher asks her class "What vegetable makes your eyes water?"

Little Johnny replies "An eggplant".

"No Johnny" says the teacher "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?"

"No miss" Says Johnny
Spoiler:
"Have you ever been hit in the nuts with an eggplant?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A teacher asks...

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 09, 2018 1:14 pm

:lol:
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