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Mary had a little lamb

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:55 am

Our favourite nursery rhyme updated for the year 2010.....

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Mary had a little lamb

Postby dutchman » Mon May 07, 2018 12:48 am

:lol:
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Re: Mary had a little lamb

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 07, 2018 11:21 am

:lol:
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