Secret to a long life

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Secret to a long life

Postby rebbonk » Thu May 13, 2010 5:14 am

A grandfather tells his grandson the way to along life is to take a pinch of gunpowder every morning on his oats, he does this and dies aged 103.

He leaves:-

14 children,

25 grand children,

40 great grandchildren,

14 great great grandchildren

and
Spoiler:
a 15 metre crater where the Crematorium stood!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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