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Letter to Amazon

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:49 am

Dear Amazon,

I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, “Oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself”.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Letter to Amazon

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:22 pm

:lol:
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Re: Letter to Amazon

Postby dutchman » Fri Apr 13, 2018 2:32 pm

:hysterical:
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