Last wish

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Last wish

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:44 am

Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife "Can you give me one last wish?"

She says "Anything you want".

He says "After I die, will you marry Larry?"

She says "But I thought you hated Larry".

With his last breath, he says
Spoiler:
"I do".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Last wish

Postby Melisandre » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:01 am

:lol:
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