Rudely awoken

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Rudely awoken

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:34 am

"Our ginger Tom woke me up early this morning making a terrible racket outside the bedroom window.

My wife said, "Go and let him in will you, he's been out all night".

"Do it yourself", I replied,
Spoiler:
"he's your son!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Rudely awoken

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:42 pm

:lol:
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Re: Rudely awoken

Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:12 pm

:lol:
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