Takeaway?

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Takeaway?

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:51 am

I just asked the missus if she fancied a takeaway tonight?

She said, "Are you talking Chinese?"

I said, "No,
Spoiler:
did it sound Chinese?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Takeaway?

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 19, 2018 10:53 am

:D
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Re: Takeaway?

Postby dutchman » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:28 pm

:lol:
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