Blind date

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Blind date

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:12 am

My mate set me up on a blind date on Friday.

He said to me: "I must warn you, she's expecting a baby"

I'll be honest with you, I felt like a right idiot
Spoiler:
sitting in the pub wearing just a nappy.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Blind date

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:56 pm

:lol:
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