At the Theatre

[rebbonk]

A man takes his place in the theatre, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip".

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers

Spoiler:

"The wife did it"

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[Melisandre]