Couple camping

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Couple camping

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:35 am

A young couple camping near the Vatican looked out of their tent and saw a bottle of milk on the Pope's doorstep ...

the bloke says I’m going to nick that as we aint got any for our cuppa ...he shoots across the road picks up the milk just as the pope opens the door the girl looks scared but then she sees the pope giving her fella a blessing with the sign of the cross ...

when he came back she said that was nice of him to bless you like that ...

bless me? ..all he said was
Spoiler:
putta down thata milk and b*gger off
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Couple camping

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 25, 2018 2:59 pm

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