As he parks his Range Rover near a burnt out caravan a 10 year old boy approaches him, "Nice car Mister. I'll look after it for yuz - only ten poond!"
The Solicitor replies, "No need son, if you look on the back seat I've got two 10 stone Rottweilers in there."
The lad retorts,
Spoiler:
(That actually happened to a mate of mine visiting Liverpool on work business)

