Gastric band

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Gastric band

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:26 am

The wife asked me for £10,000 to get a gastric band fitted.

I said, "Here's a fiver,
Spoiler:
get a padlock for the fridge."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gastric band

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:20 pm

:lol:
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