Jesus in a restaurant

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Jesus in a restaurant

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:35 am

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus asks for a table for 26.

The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.”

Jesus says, “Yeah,
Spoiler:
we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Jesus in a restaurant

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:22 pm

:D
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Re: Jesus in a restaurant

Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:03 am

:lol: :applause:
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