She's a hooker!

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She's a hooker!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:06 am

A guy sees a pretty lady at the end of the bar and is interested in buying her a drink.

He tells the bartender that he will buy her another of whatever she is drinking.

The bartender says "OK, I'll pour it for her. But just for your information, she's a hooker. She'll do what you want for money".

The drink gets delivered and the woman makes eyes at the guy, inviting him over.

After a couple of minutes of chatting, the guy gets up the nerve to ask her: "The bartender says you're a hooker, is that true?"

The woman says "Yes. I do it for the money. In fact, I'll do anything for $200".

The guy thinks for a minute and then pulls out $200, gives it to her and says
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Re: She's a hooker!

Postby dutchman » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:12 pm

:lol:
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Re: She's a hooker!

Postby Melisandre » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:46 pm

:hysterical:
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