Late

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Late

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:09 pm

My mate turned up to his blind date 30 minutes late.

He said, "Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in work."

"That's okay," she smiled. "Where do you work?"

He replied,
Spoiler:
"In a glue factory."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Late

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:29 pm

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