We have a Genie

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We have a Genie

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:03 am

Man walks down the street kicks a can and out pops a genie.

The genie tells the guy he has the standard three wishes but what ever he wishes for his wife gets three times the amount.

So first wish a million pounds.

OK says the genie but your wife gets three million.

Next wish a private Caribbean island.

OK agrees the genie but your wife owns three. Last wish says the genie.

The guy thinks long and hard, takes his time, then turns to the genie and says,
Spoiler:
how about a mild heart attack
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: We have a Genie

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:59 pm

:lol:
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