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Civilisation

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:48 am

Civilization in 2018

Our Phones - Wireless
Cooking - Fireless
Cars - Keyless
Food - Fatless
Tires -Tubeless
Dress - Sleeveless
Youth - Jobless
Leaders - Shameless
Relationships - Meaningless
Attitudes - Careless
Babies - Fatherless
Feelings - Heartless
Education - Valueless
Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS, Our Government-is CLUELESS, And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Civilisation

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:08 pm

:lol: and their brains are useless
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Re: Civilisation

Postby dutchman » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:52 pm

rebbonk wrote:Food - Fatless


and Tasteless! :lol:
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