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Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:11 am

A man was sitting at home examining his marriage certificate.

His wife asked,"What are you looking for?"

Husband replies,
Spoiler:
"THE EXPIRY DATE."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Marriage

Postby dutchman » Mon Dec 25, 2017 1:27 am

:lol:
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Re: Marriage

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:59 am

:lol:
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