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Swimming with the wife

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:21 am

My fat wife and I were enjoying a swim in the hotel pool this morning, when a little boy of about five got into trouble and appeared to be drowning.

Luckily my wife was there to save his life.

She got out to inform the lifeguard
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and the water level dropped enough for him to stand up!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Swimming with the wife

Postby Melisandre » Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:25 pm

:lol:
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