Boy and girl playing (bit rude)

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Boy and girl playing (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:40 am

A boy and a girl, are playing in the sandbox.

Unexpectedly, the boy farted, causing a little sand between his legs to shift.

She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do that," she asks?

"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."

"Can I try it," she asks?

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts. Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.

The boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself upside down against a tree.

He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the girl is out cold, flat on her back, spread eagle.

He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims: "Just what I thought,
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Re: Boy and girl playing (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:11 pm

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