After the pub

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After the pub

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:22 am

This guy came home from the pub extremely drunk last night and as he staggered down the driveway he noticed that his wife was standing on the doorstep in her dressing gown.

"Look at the state of you. All of the neighbours are probably looking, you're an embarrassment!
Spoiler:
Put some bl**dy makeup on." He said
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: After the pub

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:12 pm

:lol:
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