We have all done this...

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We have all done this...

Postby Jock Strapp » Sat Nov 18, 2017 5:32 pm

Computer Passwords
>
>
> Setting your password:
>
> Sorry your password has expired - you must register a new one.
>
> Did anyone discover that password and hack into my computer?
>
> No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.
>
> Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty
> well?
>
> Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
>
> Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
>
> No, you must get a new one.
>
> I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
>
> Sorry, you must get a new one.
>
> OK, roses
>
> Sorry you must use more letters.
>
> OK, pretty roses
>
> No good, you must use at least one numerical space.
>
> OK, 1 pretty rose
>
> Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
>
> OK, 1prettyrose
>
> Sorry, you must use additional spaces.
>
> OK, 1bloodyprettyrose
>
> Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
>
> OK, 1BLOODYprettyrose
>
> Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
>
> OK, 1Bloodyprettyrose
>
> Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
>
> OK,
> 1BLOODYbunchofprettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightbloody
> now
>
Spoiler:
> Sorry, you cannot use that password as it's already in use.
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Re: WE HAVE ALL DONE THIS

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:12 pm

:lol:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: We have all done this...

Postby dutchman » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:09 pm

:lol:
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