Lost lens

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Lost lens

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:58 am

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.

After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, the mother went outside and in a few minutes returned the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, mum?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for
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£150".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lost lens

Postby Melisandre » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:34 pm

:lol:
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