Out for a meal

[rebbonk]

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Oysters. Lobster. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting sex tonight."

I said,

Spoiler:

"Would you care for dessert?

[Melisandre]