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Stock cubes

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:13 am

Went to a Supermarket to get some meat flavourings.

I didn't understand the colours so asked an assistant.

"What's the Red one?"

"Beef Stock" he said.

"How about the Yellow?"

"Chicken Stock" he replied.

"What about the Claret and Blue one?"

He replied "that's Crystal Palace cube.
Spoiler:
Laughing Stock."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stock cubes

Postby Melisandre » Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:15 pm

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Postby dutchman » Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:00 am

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