Constipated horse

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Constipated horse

Postby rebbonk » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:20 am

A farmer goes to the vet and says "My horse is constipated".

The vet says "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there".

The farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says "What happened?"

Farmer says
Spoiler:
"The horse blew first".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Constipated horse

Postby Melisandre » Thu Nov 09, 2017 12:54 pm

:lol:
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