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She's leaving

Postby rebbonk » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:07 pm

My wife says she's leaving me because I treat our house like a hotel.

I said to her, "Don't forget to
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leave your keys at reception on the way out."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She's leaving

Postby Melisandre » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:20 pm

:lol:
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